- Henry: hey I just met you
- Henry: and this is crazy
- Henry: but I'm the kid you gave up for adoption ten years ago and you're actually the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming and the woman who adopted me is the Evil Queen and she's trapped every fairytale character in existence in a nonmagical land where happy endings don't exist
- Henry: so come to Maine with me maybe?
- Charming: Don't worry, Cinderella. We'll lock Rumplestiltskin up. He's the most evil man in all the land.
- Rumplestiltskin: Right, right.
- Rumplestiltskin: Because of that time I saved your farm and gave your brother a better life
- Rumplestiltskin: And then gave you the new life that led you to Snow White
- Rumplestiltskin: And then gave you a map to find Snow during that evil phase of hers
- Rumplestiltskin: And then turned your ring into a honing device to lead you directly to her once you broke out of prison
- Rumplestiltskin: And threw in a snazzy outfit so that you could propose
- Charming:
- Rumplestiltskin: I'm pretty sure I've been more active in your relationship than you have
- Henry: Okay, time for Operation Cobra Phase Two-- Getting everybody back home!
- Ruby: Hold up. We have our memories back now and Maine actually isn’t that bad. Also, I don’t have to worry about turning into a wolf every few weeks and eating my boyfriends
- Leroy: She has a point. Having job prospects other than mining seems like a good idea
- Astrid: And no fairy love police.
- Ashley: I’ve been worse off than this, and at least here I have my daughter and husband
- Belle: I’m perfectly happy with this turn of events. How ‘bout you, Jeff?
- Jefferson: I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over the sound of my daughter playing in my giant house.
- Emma: Besides, you can't even come back with us. You're not a fairytale character, remember?
- Henry: But
- Henry: ...Cobra
- Snow: The curse is broken! All I need is to find Charming and--
- Snow: What
- Snow: Didn't I have like two more feet of hair?
- Snow: Did anyone else get a haircut, or is it just-- yeah. It's just me.
- Snow: What the hell, Regina?
- Regina: EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
- Regina: Hello, Miss Swan. I--
- Regina: Where are your pants
- Emma: What?
- Regina: Your pants, where are they
- Emma: I--
- Regina: Busy night stripping?
- Emma: I don't--
- Regina: A little pants-off dance-off with some man friends?
- Emma: No, I--
- Regina: Oh, with some lady friends?
- Emma: Look, Regi--
- Regina: Hey, I don't judge
- Regina: Whoever toasts your bagel, right?
- Emma:
- Regina:
- Emma: You need to go.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with Trollgina Mills’ season 1 greatest hits.
- Fandom: god i hate Henry
- Fandom: he's such a brat
- Fandom: why isn't he nicer to Regina she only killed a few people
- Fandom: she's a great mother
- Fandom: Henry's an ungrateful little shit
- An Apple as Red as Blood:
- Fandom: OH NO WHY GOD WHY HENRY YOU BRAVE LITTLE BASTARD COME BACK YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH BB YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL WAKE UP DAMMIT YOU HAVE TO BE OKAY YOU HAVE TO LIVEEEE
Explaining your obsession with OUAT to others
- Me: You should totally start watching this new show called ‘Once Upon A Time’ it’s sooooo good OMG SFHKSHFKHSKHDKAHK
- Them: What’s it about?
- Me: It’s about every fairy tale character ever and this Evil Queen casts a curse and sends them to our world and they don’t know who they are and Snow White's daughter is destined to break the curse…SOOO GOOD
- Them: So you like watching 30+ actors dress up and pretend they're Snow White and Prince Charming and go around squashing apples?
- Me:
- Them:
- Me:
- Them:
- Me: IT’S NOT LIKE THAT OKAY. YOU JUST DON’T GET IT. IT’S AMAZING. AND THERE ARE OTHER REASONS
- Me: SNOW AND CHARMING DON'T EVEN SQUASH ANY APPLES
- Me: THAT'S JUST THEIR DAUGHTER IN THE EVIL QUEEN'S NOT AT ALL SUBTLE HOMOEROTIC DREAM.
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